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May 5th

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The moment when someone says a bad joke about...

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May 5th

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Message me a body part!

Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
Skin: Do you tan easily?
Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
Tongue: What was in your last meal?
Windpipe: Do you sing?
Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
Back: Are you a virgin?
Hips: Do you like to dance?
Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
Feet: Do you ever wear heels just for the hell of it?
Toes: Do you like country music?

Apr 18th

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Apr 14th

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The way you think you look when you wink:

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Apr 10th

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Janitor: FROM THE WINDOWS... TO THE WALLS...Cleaning up the bathroom stalls. Till my mop wets all these halls, all you bitches fall.

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I love those sleepless nights where finishing the...

Mar 27th

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When websites asking for my age have the option to...

laugh-addict: Bitch, how would I be using a computer?

Mar 11th

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That awesome moment when you walk into a store and...

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Mar 11th

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When girls overdose on makeup...

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Forward Motion: Why rape jokes are uniquely bad. →

fuckyeahfeminists: Must read. afternoonsnoozebutton: Apologies in advance for the really serious post, but I think I’ve actually made my point pretty well in the text below and it’d mean a lot to me if you’d read it. Trigger warning for rape and sexual violence. I want to prove…

Mar 10th

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